Sweatin' with Pure Muscle

by Pure Muscle

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You ready to go to WAR with the WEIGHTS?
You ready to feel the PUMP?
You ready to CRY like you've NEVER CRIED BEFORE?
You will be once you start SWEATIN' WITH PURE MUSCLE!

This audio program, the product of years of pseudoscientific research, contains 18 minutes of high-intensity sound waves. Anecdotal evidence has proven that application of these waves directly to the earbuds will stimulate immediate, radical muscle growth… all without the need for those complicated machines and pricey premium meat juices recommended by other workout shortcuts!

Just plop in SWEATIN' WITH PURE MUSCLE and you'll be screaming in no time!


released June 24, 2015

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Pure Muscle Monrovia, California


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Track Name: Running with the Bastards
Here comes another yesterday
Can't help repeating, I will repeat it
You freak me out, you turn me on
Spring-loaded action, but the trigger's gone

You're gonna be let down
I'm gonna let you

Am I just running with the bastards?

Another empty, wasted line
I can't contain it, but I'll keep complaining
Don't think I'll ever turn you on
Couldn't catch my breath, it's already gone

You're gonna be let down
I'm gonna let you

Am I just running with the bastards?

Hear the call and I run out screaming
Track Name: Bop
My lying won't stop your crying
So looking sorry is the best that I can do
This time you mean it, you're packing up and leaving
I'm so sorry I had to happen to you

Stepping on concrete, thinking about you
Some of the things that I can't not do

Look at me, my babe, lonely every day
Without you, my chest is empty
Every night I pray that I'll find some way
That will make you stay here with me

Stepping on concrete, thinking about you
Some of the things that I can't not do
There's no more sleeping cause my bed's freezing
Die a million times just to touch you
Track Name: Rotten Milk
Just gathering steam
And running out of the dream
I'll let you in on something
My head's full of nothing
So pour me out of my shell
And straight into your hell
I'll quit whining when I finish my coffee
Or should I just get it over with and kill myself now?

You built your bedroom into a grave
And you're just waiting
So why not go out with a bang?
We might make it

We'll drive all over town
Just to wind up home

Would you break for me?
I want a little piece
You've got that something
That fits in my nothing
Throw away the dream
And how cool would it be
To build a monument to all of our failures
Or we could just have a pizza party every night

Do you remember the shakes that we made?
The milk was rotten
We still drank the whole damn thing
We were hurling

We'd drive all over town
Just to wind up home
Track Name: New Toy
Hey boy

Whatchu got there? Looks like
Oh, yes it is, it's a new toy
You must be pretty quick
Not just any old boy

New toy
Old boy

Did she come with a box?
Is she missing any parts?
Keep her shelved at the top, she'll look swell
With all the broken hearts

Is it mint? Is she in mint condition?
Take it to market to find out her value
Track Name: Nights & Weekends
I won't be taken easily
I won't grow fat and happy
I'll crawl under the floorboards
I'll be a constant, nervous tapping
I'll feed your eager need for novelty
I'll be your endless source of joy
I'll be your free lunch, dinner, and breakfast
I'll be all your nights and weekends (x5)
Strip me down, cuddle up, let's sleep in

I won't be this, I won't be
I won't be missed

I'll be all your nights and weekends

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